I recently moved into a new flat and have discovered that my roommate
is a Frenchman. He was in fact what you'd call a "closet" Frenchman, that
is to say he never told me. Anyway, now I want to know how to handle living
with someone who eats turkey sandwiches in bed for breakfast, and actually
enjoys Egg and Mayo as a combination...I don't know what to do cuz the
flat is cool. Please help me.
seems to me that you're screwed. As the great French writer and philosopher
Jean-Paul Sartre once said, "How do you like dem nuts?" If you don't enjoy
them fuck off, and leave that retard alone. If you do, swallow down hard
and ask for more.
Ever since I lost weight, (120 pounds) I have
terrible, I'm embarrassed to say, F-L-A-T-U-L-E-N-C-E problems. I try
and mask them , by quickly leaving the area I've contaminated but nothing
seems to be working. What should I do, help me, my boyfriend has threatened
to leave me because he says I smell like hog guts, What can I do?
thanx dr. pepper
Ok, so as I understand it, F-L-A-T-U-L-E-N-C-E
is a problem for you, a little embarrassing, well you're not alone. The
Dr. has been known to let a few of them go only to have people think:
" something must of crawled up the DR's ass and died!".
Here is what I suggest:
First if nature calls...pick up the phone, use public bathrooms, just
get it out of your system, don't hold it in.
Second don't wear clothes that can put pressure on your stomach.
Finally if it does happen that you have to break wind be the first to
admit it. Not that it will help but really this is not a problem you just
have to learn when to go and dump. Now unfortunately as a girl it is not
very feminine but what the hey! Anyone that can lose friends because of
flatulence has got to have a pretty smelly arse, and I'm sure one day
you'll find someone who will appreciate that in a woman.(Then again maybe
I am dealing with a serious situation my girlfriend
likes to watch what I consider terrible T.V. (Beverly Hills, Dawson's
Creek etc.) well now she is talking about moving in and that means I would
have to watch them with her. What do I do?
Stuck Like Chuck
First if your thinking of telling her not to move
in; wrong move women are great, plus they can help with any work that
needs to get done leaving you with more time to chillax. So how do you
get around the bad shows easy one she will most likely bring her T.V.
with her, so you make up an excuse and go to the room with the other T.V.
if your shows are on at the same time. You could also run errands while
the shows are on explaining to her you want to go get her something at
the pharmacy. Then when you get back its your time to chillax. Finally
you'll probably have to watch a few episodes with her in this case the
best idea is to tease her that way two outcomes are possible. One: you
get action(terrific). Two: she gets so annoyed that she refuses for you
to watch the show with her and bingo you're in the clear.
I am in quite a predicament. You see I have lost
my remote and I don't know whether to continue looking for it or get up
and change the channel. What should I do?
In a Dilemma
This is an easy answer that I found a solution
to a few years back when faced with similar problem. You see my remote
broke a little while ago so I had to decide whether to go out and get
a universal remote and reprogram it or live without the remote. Well stopped
watching T.V. at home and went straight to a friends house and I chillax
there using his T.V. and remote. I suggest you do the same and mention
the lost remote to someone else in the house and get them to find it.
I am a full time student and I work thirty hours
a week at a leather upholstery company. I have been seeing this girl for
about a year and she's always nagging me about spending more time with
he, but I don't know how to do this with my schedule. I really need to
chillax, please help.
Dear Lucked Out,
Ask this girl if she loves you. If she does, immediately
quit work and school. Sit around all day bitching and complaining about
the lack of time she puts in giving you blow jobs. If she tells you she
doesn't love you then kick her out. No one is worth ruining perfectly
good chillax time. You work hard, and you should be able to chillax hard.