Hey, i just thought i`d congradulate all of you
people that worked on this site.....You guys absolutely suck! God!
talk about `chillaxing`... this site made me fucking fall asleep!!!
How about some pictures!!!!! I also think that you people should
update it a little more often too!! I mean, my friends are always
talking about this site, and i don`t know what`s so great about
it!!! It`s always the same boring shit, and maybe the horoscpoes
should be updated a bit too! I think i`ve had the same horoscope
reading for as long as the site exists! You know what, i`d love
for someone to answer me on this e-mail i sent. And what`s the deal
with the site`s designer..... you know, where it says at the bottom
`LM`....i think he or she should get a bit more talent, and come
up with something better! Please answer me back! i wanna hear what
u people have to say for yourselves... your most ungreatful fan,
Jimmy
------Our Response------
Hey mister Fedor...if this is in fact your real
name (we think you're harboring porn star fantasies and wish to
pretend you are one). You are stupid. Don't ever forget this important
point. At any point in your life, if you become anxious nervous
or scared, repeat to yourself many times ...I am a retard. The site
is a joke that we started among the jobs, schools and four other
sites that we have a hand in filling. Yes, updating it would be
nice, but we said that we would be taking our sweet ass time didn't
we? And also, the horoscopes are the way they are because we're
making fun of morons like you who have to validate their pathetic
shitty lives by reading a tiny cryptic message in a newspaper once
a day so that they can find even a dash of hope in their fucked
up, fat bloated STUPID lives. Hey and also, if we put you to sleep
you must be getting a shitload of rest there as you seem to be visiting
quite a bit. As for our designer, he just died last week in a horrible
"shower" incident...you should have more respect for the dead. He
was a good man, you are not. If you think you can do better, maybe
send us some suggestions there...
Sincerely GO FUCK YOURSELF and your ugly mother
P.S. hope you visit the site again...an update is
planned really soon (just as soon as we stop laughing at the way
you spelled congratulate and ungrateful).
**So far we have received no response from him
rest assured however that we WILL post any replies.**
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